WOW Poor woman!!!!!!

That's great.... scare the fat chick, to death.

It's hard not to tease someone who is acting irrationally. I bet all the way home, in the minivan, her kids would occasionally, quietly go....

"bok"

I can see why she wouldn't serve eggs. Imagine a morbid fear of something and then handling it's eggs? You just never know when you are going to "get a live one"! You innocently crack it over the bowl and the baby chicken leaps for your jugular and savages you, like some kind of terrible party trick?!?!

You know how vicious chicks are. I mean they are just crazy the way they gang up and just go berserk and those horrible, horrible fluffy yellow feathers of doom? People should need special licenses and thick gloves, to own and handle the beasts.

From her point of view, all chickens should probably be put down, for the public safety.
 
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I'd have to agee with you there...
Plus..she was just being a drama queen...
 
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Hey buddy! Watch the fat chick jokes.... *cough...cough..causeredhensafattietoo*

I'm thinking she ate to much KFC one night... and thats when it all started.....
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I agreed she deserved it to some extent because she went on the show, but she probably (stupidly) thought that it was going to be done professionally and sanely. They weren't trying to cure her of any irrational fears, they were trying to make entertaining TV! I think both sides were at fault - Jerry Springer (or whoever that was), more than anyone. Shame on them for misleading her.
 
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Hey buddy! Watch the fat chick jokes.... *cough...cough..causeredhensafattietoo*

I'm thinking she ate to much KFC one night... and thats when it all started.....
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Darn tootin!! I'm a fat one too... but, but I ain't SKEERED a no chicken!!!
 
Oh, for heavens' sake, who believes this crud?

Has the woman no pride? How much money did she get for sitting there, blubbering and gibbering like an idiot? A person can be afraid, and not act like a toddler getting a booster shot. I have an irrational fear of heights, but you won't see me screaming and running around like a chicken with its head cut off! I know it's not fair to say, "get over it," but she certainly needs to get a grip! Of course, that wouldn't be nearly as entertaining, now would it?
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That's Maury Povich. He did the phobia show regularly. I always thought it was dumb and probably exagerated, so rarely watched it. After about 40 minutes of watching 5-6 people behaving like like the woman in the clip, he'd end the show with them after therapy. That woman was probably wearing the costume with the chicken on her lap and eating eggs by the end of the show.

The man's a hero; he cured hundreds of people.
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Imp- He was also famous for the "We've tested 25 guys and none of them are your baby's daddy" show.
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Gotta take it as entertainment.
 
I'm just doing my best not to get any fatter
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So I can make fat jokes. It's like the great thing about my ridiculous last name. It enables me to make fun of ANYONE else's name. I worked with a guy whose last name was Stoolfire. Not kidding. I made fun of him every dang day. Another guy's first name was Fallace. Sure it looks great on paper but when you say it out loud.... phallus. He was one tough cookie.

I used to be scared of spiders. Now I can let them crawl on me with no problem. I have black widows that live in the computer room and the bathroom. Those are fine. We have some, out here, that are not to be allowed to live, though. Hobo spiders are quick and sneaky and probably cheat on their taxes. Their bite will cause all your skin to fall off, in an area the size of a basketball.

Once, I was in the shower and my ex-wife put a middlin- sized wad of hair, on the back of my shoulder and shouted "THERE'S A SPIDER ON YOU!!!!" and pointed at my shoulder.

Good times.
 
Purely for entertainment value, simply put. Just sit there and watch it for fun!

Chicken phobia, I can understand that but to shove the chickens in her face, not a good thing! Heck I would have fought back! I am scared of barnyard geese (not Canadian geese) and if anyone would have shoved the geese on me, either I would have run like no tomorrow or stomp on your face or use you as a sheild between me and the geese.
 
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