That's great.... scare the fat chick, to death.
It's hard not to tease someone who is acting irrationally. I bet all the way home, in the minivan, her kids would occasionally, quietly go....
"bok"
I can see why she wouldn't serve eggs. Imagine a morbid fear of something and then handling it's eggs? You just never know when you are going to "get a live one"! You innocently crack it over the bowl and the baby chicken leaps for your jugular and savages you, like some kind of terrible party trick?!?!
You know how vicious chicks are. I mean they are just crazy the way they gang up and just go berserk and those horrible, horrible fluffy yellow feathers of doom? People should need special licenses and thick gloves, to own and handle the beasts.
From her point of view, all chickens should probably be put down, for the public safety.
It's hard not to tease someone who is acting irrationally. I bet all the way home, in the minivan, her kids would occasionally, quietly go....
"bok"
I can see why she wouldn't serve eggs. Imagine a morbid fear of something and then handling it's eggs? You just never know when you are going to "get a live one"! You innocently crack it over the bowl and the baby chicken leaps for your jugular and savages you, like some kind of terrible party trick?!?!
You know how vicious chicks are. I mean they are just crazy the way they gang up and just go berserk and those horrible, horrible fluffy yellow feathers of doom? People should need special licenses and thick gloves, to own and handle the beasts.
From her point of view, all chickens should probably be put down, for the public safety.
