yeah 1st egg....now what?

Congrats on your first egg
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I love it......that is a classic. But now you have to remember revenge is best served on a cold plate. I bet someone here could come up with a safe fun prank that can be done to your neighbor.
 
If you lived close to me, I would give you a dozen of my egg gourds. You could at some opportune moment present them to your neighbor in a suitable egg carton and offer him some of your nice, but unusual eggs.
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First, be sure to let your roosters get full grown and set in a cage as close to his house as possible for a little early morning reveille. Next, lay out a couple of fresh eggs for him in the sun for several days and, finally, buy a chicken from the store, inject it with habanero juice and apple butter for him to cook.

Well.......it's a start.
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What about this....

When your birds do lay give him some eggs BUT inject them with a little FOOD COLORING and then cover the hole, very discreetly, with a dot from the hot glue gun. Just make sure you leave no tell/tale signs on the outside of the egg.

Then when he cracks them open.....SURPRISE!

I'm thinking a nice shade of green...or blue....or red....or purple...

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I like those ideas keep them coming.
sorry though no roosters.

he has a yellow lab that he keeps in a outside run on certain days. my buddy just got a yellow lab puppy, I thought about making a switcheroo.
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