Yes, Wynette, I really was a clown....

[miss_jayne]

proof:

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Miss_Jayne!!!!! I can't believe it. You are (and were) outta control!


PS: Love your sig lines!

 

[Steve]

A very pretty clown too.....aren't they spose to be sad or scary?

 

[MissPrissy]

Why does this not surprise me?

 

[miss_jayne]

Quote:
thank you my lip gloss loving friend!

Steve, clowns should never be scary. thanks for the compliment. that was a comment i always heard, "You're a pretty clown".

other questions:
do you have teeth? (technically clowns are forbidden to smile showing teeth. not a joke. seriously. as you can see, i broke that rule A LOT)
are your feet really that big? where do you live? do you know the Tooth Fairy? what color is your real hair?
do clowns eat? (see rule about not showing teeth.)
what does your mom look like? are you magic?

etc etc etc!

there are several classes of clowns.

Tramps and Hobo clowns...one down on his luck, the other prefers the free life.
White Faced...always 'the straight man'. a more 'dignified' clown.
Auguste (which i am)...the 'funny guy' tries to play tricks on the 'White Face', but they usually wind up backfiring on the Auguste.

 

[miss_jayne]

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hee hee! it was a VERY good profession. i worked 6 days a week and only had one weekend off a year.

 

[Lunachick]

I love that picture! So cute.... What did you do with your clowness?

 

[ranchhand]

WONDERFUL! I always knew you were multi-talented, but WOW!

 

[Shared Acres]

Very pretty clown!

 

[Steve]

How could you NOT smile with those big toofs