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NEW HAMPSHIRE, LET MY GOOSE EGGS GO!

Come on, Atlanta! COME ON, BABY!

I already told the mail carrier for my house to leave them on my desk tomorrow. I told her I didn't want to bother her with the eggs in the back of her truck bouncing all over the place, so she agreed that she would just set them on the desk. They'll be there when I arrive, and sitting in a warmed-up building, and I can take them home with me when I am done running my own route tomorrow.

EGG-SIGH-TED!

Come on, sebbie babies!
 
HAHAHAHAHA!
Just had the best time pulling a prank on my niece!

She's 11. And she's INCREDIBLY selfish and bratty. Even though I'm definitely much older than her, and legally an adult, I can't do ANYTHING with her stuff without asking! O M G!

So my sister fed her little daughter's spoiled attitude by buying her a big chocolate bunny (note: none of the other kids got one). The thing costs $5 - and you already KNOW it's hollow. Totally NOT worth it unless you catch the 75% off sale after easter. And even then the value is questionable, but whatever.

So I got one of my own. Same flavor and all. I heard the school bus pull up outside, and quickly rushed my chocolate bunny into the kitchen. My niece caught a glimpse of it and then said "My chocolate bunny!" and then ran over to it. Without saying a word, I slid the box out from in front of her and opened it. She started saying "YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY! NOT EVEN AN EAR!"

My response was to pull the chocolate bunny up, break off an ear, and proceed to eat it, WITHOUT closing my mouth, and while smacking VERY, VERY loudly in a "look what I just did" sort of way.

SHE THREW A F**KING FIT! She ran to her mom and started complaining that I just ate her (entire... WTH) chocolate bunny! She told her mom (no, not asked, TOLD her) that she had better go get another one since I ate hers!

To which I told her a snappy "oh shut up, it's not even yours, I just got this one today and decided to play that trick on you for being a brat," and showed her the receipt.


She couldn't handle being defeated though, so she ran over and said "let me see the ears, I can tell by the ears!" (which was clearly already broken off and either in my mouth, or laying in crumbles at the bottom of the box)

She barely even glanced in my box and said "Oh, okay, that's not mine then" to a rabbit with no ears, and ran off asking EVERYONE where hers was.

Meanwhile, I ran off to my room laughing SO INCREDIBLY HARD.
 
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LTygress said:
I just left that area! Sorta. I was in "MAHR tin ez"


But screw that, it's "mar TEEN ez" to me. D*mn founder's first name was Jose, so they can't tell me it's not pronounced in the spanish version! LOL!
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I have to agree. My parents are always correcting me. Whatever. I pronounce it the Spanish way. Haha I'll just blame living in the northeast too long.
 
LingaB said:
I have to agree. My parents are always correcting me. Whatever. I pronounce it the Spanish way. Haha I'll just blame living in the northeast too long.
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If I ever ran into someone that I think MIGHT need me to pronounce it "the southern way" so they would know where I was talking about, I would pause, pronounce it the spanish way, and then EXPLAIN myself right away so they would understand WHY I didn't say it the southern way.
 
abmaddox1981 said:
I'm bored. y'all entertain me.
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I would but... I'm currently entertaining myself by repeatedly refreshing the USPS.Com tracking page to see when my eggs arrive in Atlanta.

I don't have to be at work until 11:30am tomorrow. But I'm SERIOUSLY considering the idea of going in early, just to get the eggs and bring them home!
 

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