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Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by troutbum, Sep 14, 2009.

  1. troutbum

    troutbum In the Brooder

    Sep 12, 2009
    Vancouver, Washington
    1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

    6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

    7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

    8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

    10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

    11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

    12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

    13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

    14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

    15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

    AND FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

  2. shelleyd2008

    shelleyd2008 the bird is the word

    Sep 14, 2008
    Adair Co., KY
    OMG!! You are a MIND READER!! [​IMG]
  3. obe10

    obe10 Songster

    Jul 14, 2009
    Irmo, South Carolina
    that is ridiculously FUNNY [​IMG] totally read my mind!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. Princess Amri

    Princess Amri Is Mostly Harmless

    Jul 16, 2009
    best coast
    Wow! That was creepy! Now I feel a bit dumb, not noticing the lack of a 9!
    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

    Actually it's a family of four....​
  5. chickencoop31320

    chickencoop31320 Have bator, will hatch

    Sep 24, 2008
    Southeast Georgia
    #16. If you don't have your cell phone, you can't call anyone because you don't know the number unless you have it saved in the phone's memory.

    #17. You use your Tivo (DVR) pause button as an entertainment option... You keep pressing pause and play to make the news anchors face look funny. This one really brightens my day [​IMG]

    I just had to add a couple to the list, anyone else guilty of these?

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