You know you have chickens when....

[FunnyFarmer]

Company is coming so you go sweep the chicken poop off the front porch!

 

[Run-A-Muck Ranch]

been there done that....Geese, Turkey, Chickens, Guineas, Peacocks.....
What's bad is when you FORGET.......

 

[lovemychix]

YOu also know when EVERY pair of shoes have chicken poop on them.

 

[Buster]

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Hey! I DO that!

 

[Hangin Wit My Peeps]

OR out of your garage!

 

[Hangin Wit My Peeps]

YOu also know when EVERY pair of shoes have chicken poop on them.

 

[lovemychix]

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You're lucky because usually I have to get the power washer out!

 

[luvarabhorses]

People remind you of chickens you have. The librarian in town draws out this long "Weellllllll, " and then talks really slow is heavy set and reminds me of my cochin hens that say "Baaawwwwk, Baaaawwwk, Baaaaawwwwk" wandering around listening to themselves flap their beaks.

 

[Shared Acres]

If nasty food tastes like chicken poop. (Since taste is so related to smell.)

Had some Pad Thai noodles last night and I swear it smelled like the coop, YUCK!

 

[Its Just Us Chickens]

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yeah, done that too. Y'all come on in .... watch out for the chicken poop.