You know you have Guineas if....

[PeepsCA]

You know you have Guineas if...

You don't need an alarm clock any longer because your free range flock likes to find your bedroom window 10 minutes before your alarm is set to go off and they let you know a leaf is there that wasn't there yesterday (and then you lose your best 10 mins of sleep!!!)

 

[PeaChick C]

... you think its hailing, only to realize your guineas are all on your roof pecking at flies.

 

[PhilH]

LOL, X2... my equine vet and my farrier HATE my Guineas, lol.

My farrier has Guineas also. So no problem here..

 

[KrisH]

you install more gates to more easily get the birds back into your yard!

RobertH

 

[PeaChick C]

...you make a fortress to keep your ducks safe in the spring...

 

[PeaChick C]

...all your ROOSTERS have bald spots on their backs! Plucked bald by overly-protective guinea-cocks

 

[PeaChick C]

You have unexplainable guinea-shaped pot holes on the gravel road in front of your house!

 

[KrisH]

EVERY day is you hold an easter egg hunt

RobertH

 

[PeaChick C]

EVERY day is you hold an easter egg hunt
RobertH

That has been my life the past week. Walking with a stick through the tall grass looking for eggs.

 

[KrisH]

Try one of these, Picks up eggs easily

http://www.amazon.com/Ettore-49036-...e=UTF8&qid=1372383136&sr=8-1&keywords=grabber

RobertH