You know you're a backyard chicken owner when...

[Bridger Davis]

When you want to hold the first egg immediately and you just go and sit out in the coop...

 

[Bridger Davis]

OR when you go out of town and you're so paranoid that you write a book for the housekeeper so she doesn't mess up when taking care of the chickens...

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

I love it! How many birds do you have?

That might be half of them...And the ducks were on the other side of the barn. Goose was in his pen in the house. He wasn't ready to go outside yet!

 

[Bridger Davis]

Or when you wear your mom's shoes out to the coop and then you have to buy her a new pair. Hey, she left them by the back door!!

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

OR when you go out of town and you're so paranoid that you write a book for the housekeeper so she doesn't mess up when taking care of the chickens...

Yep!

When you want to hold the first egg immediately and you just go and sit out in the coop...

..And sit and sit...

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

Or when you wear your mom's shoes out to the coop and then you have to buy her a new pair. Hey, she left them by the back door!!

Too funny...My DD does that..

 

[Bridger Davis]

Or when you ask the workers at the grocery store if they are really throwing away those vegetables.... Then they say that they're not allowed to give them to people...

 

[Brahma Chicken5000]

Or when you ask the workers at the grocery store if they are really throwing away those vegetables.... Then they say that they're not allowed to give them to people...

I hate when that happens. What am I supposed to do wait till they put them in the dumpster?

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

I hate when that happens. What am I supposed to do wait till they put them in the dumpster?

Yep...Wear old clothes and your chicken shoes!

 

[Bridger Davis]

DUMPSTER DIVING! It's actually a professional sport!