You know you're a backyard chicken owner when...

[dolihen1]

What's grass when you realize the smell has followed you in the dollar store and the spots on the floor came from your rubber chicken coop boots

 

[dolihen1]

That's why I have coop shoes, coop cane, and coop coats! Can't help if the feathers in my hair sometimes.

 

[Acre4Me]

you know your a backyard chicken owner when you order chicks and you keep them in your bathtub because you have too many other chicks

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

you know your a backyard chicken owner when you order chicks and you keep them in your bathtub because you have too many other chicks

Been there done that!
A large rubber made tub works great!
I cut the center area out of the lid and fasten chicken wire to the lid to cover the hole. Keeps them in and other things out.

 

[Acre4Me]

like young children hands

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

like young children hands

Yep...
...and kitties

 

[Star and eclipsa]

...you risk getting in trouble at school by taking your salad home for your spoiled little babies
...you would rather have chicken friends over human friends
...you talk about your chickens every chance you get
...you consider your chickens to be your children
...you want to be homeschooled so you can spend every second of every day with them
...you think the sound of your rooster crowing is beautiful
...you want more chickens
...you realize this list is really long
...you realize that you just split your phone keyboard into two peices while typing this and now you don't know how to fix it.

Beautiful

 

[Judy Todd]

When you are sitting on the porch having a glass of wine with city friends and they notice you have feathers between your toes

 

[Brahma Chicken5000]

When you are sitting on the porch having a glass of wine with city friends and they notice you have feathers between your toes

Are you saying that you didn’t invite the chickens to sit with you?

 

[Hamiam]

When you run to the nesting box first thing on a cold morning just hoping the girls have laid a couple of hand warmers for you.