You Know You're Obsessed With Chickens When... (Game!)

[Dawnclucks22]

This may or may not be a weird idea but I thought this would be fun anyway! Basically, you come up with a reason of knowing when you're obsessed with chickens, thereby completing the sentence. Feel free to reply more than once. I don't think this will get very many replies but it will be fun to see what happens!


You know you're obsessed with chickens when...

 

[caboodleschicks]

Awesome! This seems so fun!

When you let some muddy feet chickens stand on your shoulder.

 

[Dawnclucks22]

When you see eggs at the grocery store and you think how sad those hens must be.

 

[CapricornFarm]

• You start to try thinking like a chicken so you can lay out the coop just the way they want it. And every post you write has either chick or chicken in it

 

[caboodleschicks]

You kiss your chicken and don't even care.

 

[Dawnclucks22]

When someone mentions moving house/going on vacation and your first thought is who is going to take care of your chickens while you're gone.

 

[caboodleschicks]

Totally!

You collect and touch poop and mud covered eggs (when it rains really hard)

 

[Dawnclucks22]

You still love your dominant hen who is a jerk!

 

[caboodleschicks]

Your chickens talk and you kniw exactly what they are saying..... especially when they yell at you to go get hay fir the nesting boxes!

 

[Dawnclucks22]

You always tell people about the chicken breeds you plan on getting when you're already at your neighborhood's maximum!