......You might be a chicken farmer!

[Beanbag]

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[Mahonri]

If you talk about your chickens as if they were children or grandchildren, you might be a chicken farmer.

 

[ginbart]

11. If you talk about your chickens as if they were children or grandchildren, you might be a chicken farmer.



12. If you go to the store and buy more treats for your chickens then you do your kids...you might be a chicken farmer.

 

[Harley's girl]

12. If you go to the store and buy more treats for your chickens then you do your kids...you might be a chicken farmer.

13. If you call all of your friends to tell them your pullet just laid her first egg.....you might be a chicken farmer.

 

[Mahonri]

13. If you call all of your friends to tell them your pullet just laid her first egg.....you might be a chicken farmer.

14. If your next big remodel project is your coop and not in the house, you might be a chicken farmer.

 

[Poulets De Cajun]

14. If your next big remodel project is your coop and not in the house, you might be a chicken farmer.

15. If you don't mind cleaning coops in your sandals... you might be a chicken farmer!

 

[Weewanona]

1. If the end tables on the sides of your couch are Sportsman incubators...you might be a chicken farmer!
2. If your chicken coops are bigger than your house…you might be a chicken farmer
3. If you've typed over 1,000 posts on BYC…you might be a chicken Farmer.
4. If the sight and smell of chicken poop makes you want to go in and eat dinner...you might be a chicken farmer!
5. If your screened in front porch has chickens in it…you may be a chicken farmer.
6. If your dining room has an incubator in it…you might be a chicken farmer.
7. If you go to the fridge and your choice for dinner is, eggs, eggs or more eggs...you might be a chicken farmer.
8. If you need treatment for Empty Nest Syndrome when the chicks are finally moved out of the house and into the coop…you may be a chicken farmer.
9. If stepping in chicken poo is a daily occurance...you may be a chicken farmer
10. If you await your roo's first crow like you wait for your child's first word...you might be a chicken farmer!
11. If you talk about your chickens as if they were children or grandchildren, you might be a chicken farmer.
12. If you go to the store and buy more treats for your chickens then you do your kids...you might be a chicken farmer.
13. If you call all of your friends to tell them your pullet just laid her first egg.....you might be a chicken farmer.
14. If your next big remodel project is your coop and not in the house, you might be a chicken farmer.
15. If you don't mind cleaning coops in your sandals... you might be a chicken farmer!
16. If you have to go out and de-feather your AC unit…you might be a chicken farmer.
17. If you have to have a shed to store your egg cartons…you might be a chicken farmer.
18. If you count your chickens on fingers and toes - and the whole family runs out…you might be a chicken farmer.

 

[SterlingAcres]

19. If you've spent your DHs cigarette money on eggs... you might be a chicken farmer

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

19. If you've spent your DHs cigarette money on eggs... you might be a chicken farmer

20. If you actually enjoy mucking chicken coops... you might be a chicken farmer.

 

[maplesky7]

20. If you actually enjoy mucking chicken coops... you might be a chicken farmer.

21. If you practice your chicken calls so you can talk chicken...you might be a chicken farmer.