You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[ducks4you]

Me and my friends used to chant it as kids.

 

[FingerLakesChick]

when you have a half hour lunch and you spend it warming up left over spaghetti for your chickens instead of having lunch yourself!!

 

[neuchicontheblock]

A recently overheard night time conversation next door....
DW: Honey...the lite is on next door...do you think there's a problem?
DH-Go back to sleep, dear
DW-no! I see people walking aboout the chickens!!! I hope it's not that 'coon again
DH-No honey...it's not. Just go look.
DW-oh, I see. It's just the wife sticking golf balls under her chicken's butts at 1 AM. Phew...Just hold on...I'll explain to Mavis on 911.

 

[FluffyColor]

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ok, so my husband actually wants to take our Silkie Roo on our boat for a day of wakeboarding... and I say why not?

..If you hatch an EE chick and take it everywhere!!!When your principal complains,you say,"but if he can't see ,me,he'll peep really loudly and
cry"

 

[boxermom]

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ok, so my husband actually wants to take our Silkie Roo on our boat for a day of wakeboarding... and I say why not?

..If you hatch an EE chick and take it everywhere!!!When your principal complains,you say,"but if he can't see ,me,he'll peep really loudly and
cry"

Then what did he say?

 

[FluffyColor]

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..If you hatch an EE chick and take it everywhere!!!When your principal complains,you say,"but if he can't see ,me,he'll peep really loudly and
cry"

Then what did he say?

I didn't really do it.My principal probably wouldn't complain anyway.I didn't even hatch my EE yet.

 

[rottdog]

you might be a crazy chicken gent.....when your friends help you celebrate your birthday and one of them asks you how old are you?... and you reply..."4 dozen"

 

[PoultryPedia]

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[FluffyColor]

If you get a nice little seat to attach to your bike.Then you gather up your baby cockerel and place him in the car and ride your bike all around the heritage trail.Everyone that passes you looks at you lke you escaped from a dummy shelter.The next time you take your baby pullet.Then your other baby pullet.Then you get all your chicks and ride them around in it.When your dad says there is poo all over the seat,you say,"So What?"

 

[SweetMotherOfMars]

You might be a ccl if you fixed your human kids a dozen store-bought eggs for Sunday breakfast... because you wanted that cardboard carton before Tuesday when the 'bator goes on lockdown.

Or when you feel the need to add 'human' before the words 'kids' or 'babies' when you post on BYC.