You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[chickenmamalp]

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This was soooo funny!

 

[jossanne]

When you have and love +/- 15 different kinds of chickens, and anytime someone talks about one type of chicken, you say, "Yes, that's my favorite, if I had to choose just one breed...." and then you know you're not telling the truth because you could NEVER choose just one kind to keep.

When every chicken you pick up, you tell her or him, "You're my favorite, I just love you the best!" And you really mean it, because there's no way you can pick your favorite chicken any more than you could pick your favorite child...

 

[drumstick diva]

when you go around the house practicing the egg song, so you'll know it, in case it ever happens.

 

[PoultryPedia]

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Very cute!

 

[goldenchic]

when you have chicken nightmares night after night and keep dreaming your cats getting you chicken when you havn't even got a cat LOL

 

[boxermom]

You might be a CCL if you consider taking a couple eggs with you for the cook to use when your family goes out for breakfast.

 

[Tala]

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I hate going to IHOP, everything comes with those ICKY nasty eggs! I can't stand even the thought of eating them!! It's one of the only places open for 1.30am lunch break though

 

[gocrow77]

You might be a CCL if you are considering taking out the pool and converting the pool house into an awesome new coop for your feathered babies..... as the flock has expanded and now you need more room. Your children and spouse are the ones who not only support this notion, but suggested it.

 

[suburbanminifarm]

If you spend the night at away from home this weekend, and STILL wake up at 6:15 to the sound of your rooster crowing...... then you think.....wait..... was that a dream? How weird! Oh gosh I really am losing it!!!!

 

[7cutechix]

....you want to paint every room in the house the perfect light brown, red sex link, egg color............