You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

[daxigait]

Now you tell me?

Well, don't feel bad I resemble that remark.


@MotorcycleChick It reminds me of you looking at odd things can seeing chicken repurposes for them, or the person with the electric wire spool brooders.

 

[BantyChooks]

Well, don't feel bad I resemble that remark.


@MotorcycleChick It reminds me of you looking at odd things can seeing chicken repurposes for them, or the person with the electric wire spool brooders.

I can find chicken related uses for just about anything...

 

[BunnynChicks]

if you sit by the chicken water until you can't feel your fingers just so your bantam can get a drink with warm feet.

 

[BantyChooks]

You might be a redneck might just be plain crazy if....

One of your chooks looks a bit skinny, so you take her inside and make her a diaper.

 

[WVduckchick]

You tell the kid at the grocery store that you don't need help carrying 2 little bags of groceries, because you've built up enough muscle carrying 50# sacks of chicken feed!

 

[BantyChooks]

You tell the kid at the grocery store that you don't need help carrying 2 little bags of groceries, because you've built up enough muscle carrying 50# sacks of chicken feed!

Yup.

 

[BunnynChicks]

You might be a redneck might just be plain crazy if....

One of your chooks looks a bit skinny, so you take her inside and make her a diaper.

Awww I want a pic......or it didn't happen!

 

[BantyChooks]

Awww I want a pic......or it didn't happen!

Sent

 

[BunnynChicks]

Quote: Thanks.

 

[kwhites634]

Kwhites634 said on the other thread that his dad used to take a live deer in his truck. That makes my goat seem tame

Actually, it was my uncle's deer & truck, not Dad's, but it was still funny.

If you break open an egg for breakfast and discover it's fertile, and then feel bad about breaking it open,
If you even know what the inside of a fertile egg looks like, or care,
If you build your fence out of welded wire, put hardware cloth around the bottom, & hold it all in place with zip ties,
If you sit up nights trying to figure out how to convert your old camper into a chicken coop,
If the word tractor conjures up thoughts of mobile housing facilities instead of cropland,


You just might be a redneck.