You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

[chickluvinfreak]

My sister has, but I never "felt like it" ya know? She said it tasted like salt   Wow, no way! The salt lick tastes like salt?!?!? That's so weird! 

Haha I've done it

 

[PeepersMama]

Haha

I've done it

Not suprised

 

[dragonthehunter]

Anyone ever had to catch a leghorn hybrid those things are flipping fast I had to once and ended up covered in chicken poop and didn't even end up catching her

 

[chickluvinfreak]

Not suprised 

 

[PeepersMama]

There's a shirt at TSC that I want sooo bad! It's got "farmer's rules" written on it, and every one I'm just like, "yup, yup, yup..." It's so funny

 

[PeepersMama]

just found this one -
You might be a redneck IF - you've ever hit a deer with your car... deliberatly

Yep, that's my dad!

 

[kwhites634]

just found this one -
You might be a redneck IF - you've ever hit a deer with your car... deliberatly

Yep, that's my dad!

I prefer using a truck....can't recommend hosing out the interior of a car.

 

[DwayneNLiz]

YAYAYAY!!!! I'm not the only one here who knows who Macgyver is!!!     Whenever I bring him up on other threads, everyone's all like, "Huh? Who's that?" And then I just facepalm myself 

Seriously?!!???!!

 

[Beer can]

I have the craziest ducks, I guess. Even the Mallards don't fly. They don't look clipped. I guess they are just that spoiled here!

My mallards flew just like wild one's, above the tree tops. Wern't very good at directions though, flew into the side of our house numerous times :-D

I kiss my chickens too so that's really not weird I don't know if I could drink out of the water trough though...
Have you ever licked the salt block?

One of the memories of spending the night at my cousin's when we was probably five was of us licking the cows salt block...

just found this one - 
You might be a redneck IF - you've ever hit a deer with your car... deliberatly   Yep, that's my dad!

Just had a guy arrested for that here this fall. Guess your not supposed to follow them off the road into a field to 'accidentally hit' one. Lol!

 

[BantyChooks]

....If you realise your clothing has rips in it from a mannerless foster puppy 3 min before you have to leave, so you do what any sensible gal would do.... Grab one of the three rolls of duck tape on the side table, and fix the rips.