You're chicken crazy when.....

[Hei 20]

Oh, no. I'm sorry for your loss

Omg, I only have one. I don't know

#1 ....you thank your hens after you collect eggs.

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#1 ....you thank your hens after you collect eggs.

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When you start to realize that your rooster got sexier legs than you.

 

[Hei 20]

#1 ....you thank your hens after you collect eggs.

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When you allow your rooster to take his own selfies.

 

[SurferchickinSB]

You spend more time decorating their coop than decorating your home, lol!

 

[Hei 20]

#1 ....you thank your hens after you collect eggs.

( Start the list! )

When you get so mesmerized just by watching your chicken take a dust bath.
You even got the cat involved.

 

[LaFemmeKatia]

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[member 592157]

...when you feel like a murderer if you accidentally drop an egg

 

[cluckmecoop7]

...when you feel like a murderer if you accidentally drop an egg

This is like...one of my favorites!

 

[member 592157]

This is like...one of my favorites!

Aww thanks! I accidentally dropped an egg that day (not the first time, unfortunately) and I thought that anyone who's ever done that knows the awful feeling you get. I even hate throwing out the cracked beyond safety eggs

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

Aww thanks! I accidentally dropped an egg that day (not the first time, unfortunately) and I thought that anyone who's ever done that knows the awful feeling you get. I even hate throwing out the cracked beyond safety eggs☺

The cracked beyond safety eggs are fed to the dogs, so I don't feel too bad about throwing them out... everything has a purpose. But yeah, I get the feeling like 'Dang it' when you drop an egg.

 

[HappyClucker7]

...when you feel like a murderer if you accidentally drop an egg

I always feel terrible when I have to throw out/accidentally break an egg. I always think of all the effort that went into laying that egg, just to waste it.