Youve got mail

[Marlinchaser]

A blonde went out to her mail box and looked in, closed the door and
went back in the house. A few minutes later she went out and looked in
the mail box again. She did this several times and her neighbor that
was watching her said, "You must be expecting a very important letter
today the way you keep looking into your mail box"...
The blonde answered "No", I am working on my computer and it keeps
telling me that I've got mail."

 

[Parson's Wife]

A man watched two blondes dig a hole and then cover it up, for the length of a complete block, finally he had enough, he went up the the blondes and said, "I've watched you for hours, why are you digging holes then covering them up?"
One of the blondes said, "Oh! Well there are 3 of us, one digs, one plants, and the other covers up...but the one who plants, called in sick today!"


(Did I mention I'm blond?....lol)

 

[Nupine]

Those were hilarious!!!!! Sorry, I don't know too many blonde jokes, just yo mama jokes. [lol]

 

[Wildsky]

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You can't say THAT and not share!

So long as they won't get you into trouble

 

[Nupine]

Well I only know a few, but here is one. Your momma is so stupid, she walked outside with yo daddy, yo daddy said it's chilly out, yo stupid mama went inside and got a spoon!! Sort of dumb.

 

[Nupine]

I guess that one stunk.

 

[ilovemychickies]

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[Nupine]

Finally someone liked it!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sunny Chook Farm]

funny!!!

 

[Nupine]

Thanks!!