There was three ladies sentenced to the guillotine. One had brown hair, one had red hair, and the last had blond hair. So the executioner called up the brown-haired lady and said "Any last words?" she said "yes, I would like to say goodbye to my mother and father." "alright then, off with your head." he cut the rope and the blade came down, stopping inches fromher head. "it's a miracle, she must be innocent" so they let her go. The executioner then called up the red-head and said "any last words?" "Yes please, I would like to tell my family that I love them." she replied. "ok, off with your head." he cut the rope and the blade came down stopping inches from her head. "it's a miracle, she must be innocent." so, they let her go. so the blondie came up and the executioner said "any last words?" she said "yea sure, do you want me to remove that knot from the rope?"!!