Yuck yuck yuck YUCK

[KristyHall]

At the end of February I bought one of those big jumbo packages of hot dogs for my step father who likes them. I stuck it in the crisper and I guess he forgot about it. I opened the drawer in search of butter and at first I thought I saw a pork loin wrapped in string but when I looked closer I realized... it was the package. It had blown up like a balloon. It could have fit four more layers of hot dogs in it. I so not think I am exaggerating. It was that huge.


I pulled the package out to throw it away...

and it exploded.

Everyone came running because they heard an unearthly yyyYYYAAAAAUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And they saw me, covered i stinking hot dog bits and my step father backed out of the kitchen and I heard the front door open and close.

 

[Imp]

Hot dogs never go bad. It's not like they are food or something.

Imp-

 

[KristyHall]

Hot dogs never go bad. It's not like they are food or something.

Imp-

well do you want these hot dogs? you can have them.

 

[littlequail21]

Sounds like a movie. lol the Hunted hotdogs!!!!!!! No really GROSS! how long did it take to wash off that smell lol.

 

[AlexMalix]

Ewww, that's got to be pretty nasty. I'll get you a hot shower and lava soap

 

[KristyHall]

Sounds like a movie. lol the Hunted hotdogs!!!!!!! No really GROSS! how long did it take to wash off that smell lol.

a while, but i keep smelling phantom hot dog smell . *shudders*

 

[KristyHall]

Ewww, that's got to be pretty nasty. I'll get you a hot shower and lava soap

I have gardener's soap with orange peel, sugar scrub, and other de-scenting things in it. I'm not sure what, I buy it from mom's friend who makes soaps. It work's great.

 

[sourland]

Rotten hotdog holds on tighter than pig poop or skunk smell.

Imp, wretched smiley.

 

[Matthew3590]

What is a crisper?

 

[sourland]

What is a crisper?

The opposite of a wilter.