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Well, we were all there once. But you're one of us now, so we can't poke fun at you anymore.
*evil laugh as i sit in a chair, slowly petting a chicken*
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I had my MIL out with me in the chicken coop a couple of days ago, I told her I wasn't going to keep the rooster and that I had plenty more to choose from when my 30 something chicks grew up. She said "Well you can't get rid of him"
I said "why?"
"Well your hens won't lay"
"yeah they...
alot of these posts made me completly burst out laughing.... but some of them also made me want to beat my head on a wall. oh well, so much for educating the public
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sorry but I had to laugh He sooooo deserved that I hate stereo-types. And it really ticks me off when someome says stuff like "look he's gay because he's wearing -------- " what to do about Idiots?
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Oh... my....gosh. My two year old brother got the "if a rooster lays and egg on top of a slanted roof, which way will the egg roll" joke. lol when I was four I wanted to be a famos clydesdale rider Now I just wan't to own some. But have you seen the PRICES on those babies?
I've had a few slickers ask... WHATS THAT RED TJING ON TOP OF THEIR HEAD??? Is it a growth? no my dear Sherlock its a Comb. It's not a tumor I ashure you. I have people who won't buy my eggs because they think my chickens have cancer on their heads. And I have talked to a dog breeder who...
I was looking over a berrad rock hen with an obvious resputroy problem (bubbles in the eye) and see a boy (about 10-11) spin on his heels and stand real tall as if he knew somthing that would save the world and told the group of 3 or 4 adults and 5 or 6 children that the ones that had a speckely...