Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

[Cowgirl71]

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If nothing else, mules are STERILE!

 

[reveriereptile]

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[BellevueOmlet]

Everybody always asks me how I get eggs without a Rooster

 

[Chickengal505]

I've had a few slickers ask... WHATS THAT RED TJING ON TOP OF THEIR HEAD??? Is it a growth?

no my dear Sherlock its a Comb. It's not a tumor I ashure you. I have people who won't buy my eggs because they think my chickens have cancer on their heads.

And I have talked to a dog breeder who thought my hen was giving my rooster piggy back rides. yaaaaaa shure

I swear I wonder what they put in those MacDonalds meals now days...

 

[Robo]

When I was selling chicks to a person he asked what color eggs that rooster laid. Oh, and someone told me that they rode a clydesdale.

 

[Chickengal505]

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Oh... my....gosh. My two year old brother got the "if a rooster lays and egg on top of a slanted roof, which way will the egg roll" joke.

lol when I was four I wanted to be a famos clydesdale rider

Now I just wan't to own some. But have you seen the PRICES on those babies?

 

[Heckel's Hens]

I had my first occurence today. A friend of mine said that she heard white eggs are BLEACHED. All eggs are brown. LOL

 

[cassie]

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Why not ride a Clydesdale? I would if I had one. I used to ride a Percheron. She was over six feet at the withers and she weighed over a ton. Not everyone's cup of tea I admit, but I like to ride drafters. Other people do, too.

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

Riding a draft is very slimming...

 

[Josie]

I have had to try to convince a utilities worker that my two RI hens were not for cockfighting. I don't think I ever convinced him.