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I couldn't name a hen that... it's just too obvious. I prefer names that make you think... or for those incapable make them give that puzzled "I don't get it" look... At 31 I have to confess that I still think Sis is particularly fun to do this to...

Quote: Naw, listen closely, they're still mooing.... and if you reach into this pocket right here... That's just brilliant... hope someday I get to steal that line.

We've been getting raw milk... Sis noticed the odd (meaning no large label on it) jug in the fridge... I explained it was raw... *blank look* as in Not Cooked... OHHHH... They've just switched Max over to regular milk... year old and all... and she asks me "Is it safe to give THAT milk to the...

Yeah that's why the breast always costs out the wazoo, gotta skin a LOTTA leghorns to get enough for a meal.

Quote: So THAT's why the dogs are so interested... they think they're squeekie toys!

Quote: WHAT?!?!?! I've seen Pasture-Raised... but not Pasteur-ized... that's really weird.

OY, I just picture a bird with an udder... NOT a pretty sight...

Is that kinda like putting the burned side of the grilled cheese down so no one notices??

Hate to think what woulda happened if you'd mentioned lugnuts or a spare tire!

I don't think I'd be able to resist saying... "With their opposable toes of course. " Just to see if they'd accept it.

Just make sure if you meet Mr Pibb at his home that you call ahead or you'll see him in his Nehi's.

can you hear me now? : Can anyone tell me how to properly plant mountain dew 2 liters? Would like a fairly sized tree established by springtime to grow more. Call up Dr Pepper, he knows all. But if you can't get an appointment then call Mr Pibb and offer him a line of Coke... he'll do...

Quote: I would put money on it being half..... *gasp* What... you mean that they LIE on packaging... *covers ears and hums Queen of Denial*

After a good 20 minutes of trying to explain that same question to my SIL I finally broke down and said "You drop an egg every month whether he (pointed at her DH) is around don't you?" This was at In Laws, all adults around the table, and a family that doesn't discuss 'things like that' so you...

Quote: Oh I know just what Doctor put that idea in their heads.

Yeah it's weird though because I KNOW I had to have mentioned the green eggs I ate when I went up to visit Ol' Granny, My Dad, etc in Arkansas in the summers... least I think I would have mentioned it back then? I donno, it certainly stuck with me, but maybe not them. Then again they didn't...

^That comes from pulling too many pranks. I've told my mom and sister that blue and green layers exist, but I don't think they really believe me... especially my sister. Definitely too many pranks... like Mom and her "voice activated" microwave.... she stood there saying... then yelling 'COOK...

Quote: and did I mention He TOTALLY set himself up for that one. Never, EVER, claim you know it all there will ALWAYS be something to prove you wrong... and, as this one learned, there's always going to be someone willing to "educate" you. If you're nice, they'll be nice. But if...

Quote: A nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.

Quote: Now that's funny right thar. Especially if you've ever seen Cars... hehe