Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

[can you hear me now?]

Can anyone tell me how to properly plant mountain dew 2 liters? Would like a fairly sized tree established by springtime to grow more.

 

[PineappleMama]

can you hear me now? :

Can anyone tell me how to properly plant mountain dew 2 liters? Would like a fairly sized tree established by springtime to grow more.

Call up Dr Pepper, he knows all. But if you can't get an appointment then call Mr Pibb and offer him a line of Coke... he'll do anything for his pick me 7-up.​

 

[Cowgirl71]

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Call up Dr Pepper, he knows all. But if you can't get an appointment then call Mr Pibb and offer him a line of Coke... he'll do anything for his pick me 7-up.

Those are both really good!!!

 

[can you hear me now?]

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Call up Dr Pepper, he knows all. But if you can't get an appointment then call Mr Pibb and offer him a line of Coke... he'll do anything for his pick me 7-up.

Wow..... and I thought my question was rare. The answer is rarer still. Great answer.

 

[PineappleMama]

Just make sure if you meet Mr Pibb at his home that you call ahead or you'll see him in his Nehi's.

 

[alaskachick]

I told a friend at work that I would take her apple if she didn't want it. I told her I would give it to my chickens for a treat. She then said, "Oh? how will they hold it to eat it"?

 

[PineappleMama]

I don't think I'd be able to resist saying...

"With their opposable toes of course. "

Just to see if they'd accept it.

 

[Boyd]

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Nothing like being stuck in the Time Loop of the Clueless.

This person lives in MI and doesn't know deer are edible???

I know

But I am sorta in a ritzy community now instead of the sticks. Guess there isn't many houses with property attached anymore out this a way. Lucky me I don't have a ritzy house but more land

 

[donnaohlone]

I was visiting a aunt in PA. I wont say what town in PA. A close friend was visiting my aunt, she had brought her daughter, and new son in law with her, so as they were leaving i noticed he had a flat tire . I said hey you have flat tire? He got out of his car and looked at the tire and said , It is only flat on the bottom.I laughed so hard I almost wet myself.So I called a tow truck for him. I wander if my aunts friends daughter(I dont rember her name) is still married to that dumb butt.

 

[Tala]

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If you were really from the country you wouldda offered to help him fix it, instead of calling a tow truck. Dontcha know that tow trucks charge by the mile, and them country miles get rather long...same reason cabs don't come out here either