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What's wrong with her? She's completely unhinged and out of touch with any sense of reality. She seriously needs a hug. Around the neck. Until she passes out. This tale makes me think (I can't imagine why) of a book by a traveling lady Minister. Couldn't We Just Kill Them and tell God...

I remembered that someone had said it recently, just couldn't dredge up the who from the foggy depths of my feeble memory banks.

Fences really DO make good neighbors. Interested to hear about the results of the reported grinder noise, though.

You just mentioned why I have crushed any food cans, I opened while cooking, for my entire adult life.

A rabid skunk isn't likely to crawl into your lap though. Even so, I wouldn't want one in my lap. When I lived in CT we would spend our summer evenings on the beach (in Fairfield) and after sunset a couple skunks would cruise the picnic tables looking for dropsies. We'd sit in our beach...

I used to be a dealer, years ago for EcoQuest (air & water purifiers), forget what they call themselves these days. They had a product called Eco-H that was THE most amazing multi-purp cleaner I have ever used. Its not as concentrated today as it was, but still very effective. My dog got...

Glock? Heck, just an el cheapo .22 would do the trick. A larger (louder) lead spitter if you need to be heard above the disco next door. LIKE the nail idea. Depending on the situation I'd hang large fishing treble hooks (dozens and dozens) in the trees & bushes at about chest level (yes...

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Can't remember how this suggestion went... Any reason you couldn't have a couple geese? Nothing like a couple of loud honkers to "greet any guests" that come into the property. And I hear the eggs are pretty good too.

Good on ya TSG! You still need to report her every time she blasts the music or any other infraction and get it documented officially to build YOUR case, in the event she'll try to escalate this further than she has. In spite of all the zany things you COULD do, DH seems to have the right...

You forgot one thing. You have to do the funky chicken egg dance before collecting the plastic utensils maybe with some hearty crowing mixed in with egg song. Gotta have a crazy dance to ensure the craziness is firmly established. Trust me, "crazy" works and if anyone gets the mere...