Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

[TheOLDNewChick]

We're horrible people, YOTR.

We eat babies.

 

[RoosterRehab97]

" You raise horses to eat them, right?"

 

[gckiddhouse]

Quote:
Those vegans...

 

[lilbirdee]

Here's one I get A LOT!

I raise alpacas.
After telling people that my girls cost an average of $10,000 (yes thousand)...later they almost always ask
"do you eat them?"

Sheesh! that'd be a pretty spendy hamburger.

Never ceases to amaze me.

 

[RoosterRehab97]

 

[jvls1942]

My wife, an excellent cook..

we were at the county fair in the poultry barn..

A man was doing something with his pretty very white lacy looking doves..

My DW says to the man.. Do you eat them?? He looked like someone just kicked him in the stomach.. I was just as shocked.

 

[Littlecimarron18]

my dad was playing around one time when i was about 6. he told me i could milk the rooster, all i had to do was flip him upside down and milk his comb. So, later that day i climbed the roosts, tied bailing wire to the rafter and then tied my roosters feet and proceded to try to m.ilk him. poor rooster

 

[The Poultry Peanut]

 

[Ugly Cowboy]

One of my cuzins: What kinda cow is that?

Me: A donkey.

 

[jvls1942]

My dad always used to tell little kids that they could catch a bird if they could put salt on their tail..

My 5 year old brother tried for DAYS to do it.. Persistant,,,(but stupid)