Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

[A.T. Hagan]

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Now what you should have said was, "This is a Holland Lop. It's a meat animal. For a layer you want are one of the Cadbury varieties. They're brown egg layers."

 

[WoodlandWoman]

 

[MTmom4three]

I was anxiously awaiting for my 8 hens to start laying eggs, and said as much to an older couple I had just met, and the husband said " well you better get a rooster to get things started"!!! hahahah, they really thought you need a rooster for the hens to lay eggs.

: yiipchick

 

[MTmom4three]

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hahaha, I used to live in alaska, and we we're told that all the time on the phone when trying to buy something. sheesh! people can be so dumb.

 

[raimnel]

Ok I had an old woman call me yesterday and ask how much our eggs are and if we have brown ones cause she likes the brown ones better...

like as if it makes a difference! so do the green ones taste different than the brown ones?!

 

[The Wolf Queen]

foxinachickenhouse

 

[Chickengal505]

I was looking over a berrad rock hen with an obvious resputroy problem (bubbles in the eye) and see a boy (about 10-11) spin on his heels and stand real tall as if he knew somthing that would save the world and told the group of 3 or 4 adults and 5 or 6 children that the ones that had a speckely "coat" Produced bubbles in there eyes when they sleep as they can't close their eyes... I mean realy... its sad... *I know i cant spell dont rub it in...

 

[Chickengal505]

Might i add this was at the state fair... the post up there ^

 

[Jeeper1540]

A.T. Hagan :

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Now what you should have said was, "This is a Holland Lop. It's a meat animal. For a layer you want are one of the Cadbury varieties. They're brown egg layers."

 

[Jeeper1540]

My last 2 new customers have said "If you have brown eggs, i prefer them, so can you put them in my dozen?" lol
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