When my DW and I were dating I had to chickens in the backyard. One day we went out to the coop and one of the pullets looked at her and clucked. I said to her "be careful she will peck your eyes out!". My DW jumped back and screamed in horror! I was laughing so hard I didn't even hear the profanity she was yelling at me. She didn't speak to me for a few days.