Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

[Boyd]

 

[TGreenhut]

Once someone saw my silkie and they exclaimed saying "Is that a baby osterich!! Where did you get it?"

 

[ChickieBooBoo]

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[rebelcowboysnb]

I would have told them that I had it imported from Antarctica.

 

[annaraven]

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WHAT?!?!?! I've seen Pasture-Raised... but not Pasteur-ized... that's really weird.

I have bought pasteurized eggs up in Minnesota, and was surprised not to find them here in California. They were a good option for making things like egg-nog or other raw-egg dishes when all you had available was store-bought eggs that you couldn't trust to not have salmonella.

 

[annaraven]

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I still say silkies look a lot like tribbles...

 

[A.T. Hagan]

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I just the other day told someone that the Silkie photo I was showing them was a banty ostrich.

 

[trailgurl]

I know someone who thought(Until age 16) that white meat and dark meat came from 2 different types of chickens-hahahaha

 

[Jeeper1540]

They dont? I thought dark meat came from Black Stars, and white meat came from White Leghorns!!!

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[PineappleMama]

Yeah that's why the breast always costs out the wazoo, gotta skin a LOTTA leghorns to get enough for a meal.