Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

[amillecay]

I told a friend of mine, who I give eggs to, to save her egg shells because I feed them back to the chickens for calcium. Her reply, "but that's like cannibalism right."

then when I told her that sometimes I make them scrambled eggs as a treat, I thought she was going to flip LOL

LOL I have had something like that happen!!

 

[amillecay]

Mine do

hmm interesting

 

[cassie]

oh ya have also gotten "Do roosters lay eggs?"

or how bout this one 'Do your roosters mate your roosters?"

People crack me up!!

Mine do. All the time. I also had one rooster that had a thing for gallon plastic milk jugs. Found him dead one day in the middle of a pile of them.

 

[Tanichca]

Well, a friend of mine found a wandering chicken, and offered it to me. I asked what kind it was, and she replied "I don't know what brand it is, but it's black and white!"

I wonder what brand it is too... tyson? Lucerne? Nuetrogena?

 

[Matthew3590]

Well, a friend of mine found a wandering chicken, and offered it to me. I asked what kind it was, and she replied "I don't know what brand it is, but it's black and white!"

I wonder what brand it is too... tyson? Lucerne? Nuetrogena?

Its off brand so you don't want it.

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

"Do you really need a rooster to have fertile eggs?" and "can't you hatch a store bought egg?"


Brilliant!

when i was a kid i tried and hatch a store bought egg

 

[ChickChickChicky]

We had a very remote, off-grid cabin in the mountains. As I described it to an acquiantance, she asked about the toilet facilities. I explained that we did have a nice bathroom, complete with sink, shower and hot running water (12v pump and propane water heater) but that the toilet itself was a port-a-potti. A look of sheer disgust spread over her face.... "You mean to say that you crap inside the house??????????? ". It took her awhile to figure out when I said "Don't YOU???". I'm guessing she figured that since we were out in the middle of nowhere that we must surely just use the nearest bush or something.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Well, a friend of mine found a wandering chicken, and offered it to me. I asked what kind it was, and she replied "I don't know what brand it is, but it's black and white!"

I wonder what brand it is too... tyson? Lucerne? Nuetrogena?

It's store brand.

 

[canesisters]

"Do you really need a rooster to have fertile eggs?" and "can't you hatch a store bought egg?"


Brilliant!

There was a thread on here a little while back about hatching store bought eggs. Trader Joe's - I believe - had the best hatch rate.

 

[chloezoebob101]

This thread is hilarious!!