Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

[shadow rabbit10]

i feel bad, and i have a question


WHO EVER THOUGHT OF THE EASTER BUNNY DELIVERING EGGS?!

Now that I think about it, why did they pick a bunny? Why isn't it an Easter Chicken? Or an Easter Duck? Ah mysteries.

 

[chloezoebob101]

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Goooooood question...

 

[jeepguy982001]

i was frying a few chicken livers for myself for lunch. My girlfriend originally from the city won't eat what she describes as "poor" people snack food like potted meat, canned corned beef, and similar things. Anyway she walked in the kitchen and asked what i was doing. So i told her her first response was eww gross, followed by what part of a chicken does the liver come from.

 

[chloezoebob101]

i was frying a few chicken livers for myself for lunch. My girlfriend originally from the city won't eat what she describes as "poor" people snack food like potted meat, canned corned beef, and similar things. Anyway she walked in the kitchen and asked what i was doing. So i told her her first response was eww gross, followed by what part of a chicken does the liver come from.

wooowww...

 

[RHRanch]

Goooooood question...

When Christanity was introduced into celtic countries, the church incorporated the beliefs of the native people, and one of them was a god represented by a rabbit.

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

When Christanity was introduced into celtic countries, the church incorporated the beliefs of the native people, and one of them was a god represented by a rabbit.

why eggs tho? could just send chocolate, why chocolate eggs?

 

[RHRanch]

why eggs tho? could just send chocolate, why chocolate eggs?

I think the chocolate is a newer thing, but the eggs represented fertility.

 

[Imakedo]

why eggs tho? could just send chocolate, why chocolate eggs?

I think the eggs represent the rebirth of Christ. I could be just pulling information out of my *** though. I can't quote you a source on that one.

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

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I think the eggs represent the rebirth of Christ. I could be just pulling information out of my *** though. I can't quote you a source on that one.

me was just wondering, never made since to me

 

[WooingWyandotte]

Actually, the eggs and bunnies are not related to Christ in any traditional sense.
An ancient Greek tradition has melded itself into the traditional society, the eggs and bunnies represent birth, multiplying, sensual pleasure...coming from some Greek goddess or whatnot that was the goddess of unmentionable-deleted-bleep.
In the festivals they'd have every spring in honor of this goddess were festivals celebrating all that stuff - and naturally, since bunnies and chickens multiply fast, somehow they got into the mixture.
That's my two sense - rather vague - but that's basically what I know.