Oh gosh, bless her heart! I, personally, love the smell of a sunshine-warmed chicken---it's all hay and sweet feed and fresh-cut grass and lovely! And once, after explaining this to my mother (who grew up on a farm, mind you), she freaked out and said "If you keep putting your face near those chickens you're going to get bird flu or salmonella or anthrax or something!"Heres my Fave
So I'm talking to my friend at school
Friend in green ) " I hate my moms chickens,they stink"
"Huh? No..." i say
"Ya, havent you smelt there coop?"
"Okay fine, your dog smells"
"No she doesnt !"
"Go smell her poop, then smell your chicken coop, both smell"
" I'm not talking about the chickens POOP, I'm talking about their COOP"
"Fine, smell a chicken, then smell your dog after shes had fun rolling around in her poop. Tell me which one smells better"
LOL!