Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

[oldrooster]

Not to me but....


I know being without power after a storm is not fun but really? Think about that for a minute...

yes I am smart enough to know if there is snow on the ground I can keep milk cold by putting it on "ice" by putting it a snow pile. heck most poor people and people without power due to storms here in Indiana are smart enough to do that.....

 

[Godsgrl]

We (the zoo) had an outreach at our local fair this weekend. I was holding the Kestrel beside our booth. Every. single. person. tried to pet him.

What part of FALCON did they not understand? Funny city slicker question I was asked more than once- Does it talk?

 

[7 Biddies]

We (the zoo) had an outreach at our local fair this weekend. I was holding the Kestrel beside our booth. Every. single. person. tried to pet him.

What part of FALCON did they not understand? Funny city slicker question I was asked more than once- Does it talk?

Yes. Everytime it sees a citiot, it says, "lunch".

 

[Farmerboy16]

We (the zoo) had an outreach at our local fair this weekend. I was holding the Kestrel beside our booth. Every. single. person. tried to pet him.    What part of FALCON did they not understand? Funny city slicker question I was asked more than once- Does it talk? 

Yes. Everytime it sees a citiot, it says, "lunch".

 

[Godsgrl]

Yes. Everytime it sees a citiot, it says, "lunch".

 

[Gomes Bantams]

We (the zoo) had an outreach at our local fair this weekend. I was holding the Kestrel beside our booth. Every. single. person. tried to pet him.

What part of FALCON did they not understand? Funny city slicker question I was asked more than once- Does it talk?

Dont you hate that? I have owls and falcons, and people annoy me by trying to touch them. NO! MY BIRDY! *hold them closer*

 

[TallChickMagnet]

Most people think ponies are baby horses. So they get confused when I show them a horse foal and a pony foal. "How can a baby have a baby they say!"

I have to explain to them that ponies do not grow into horses, they are like short people, they stay short!!

I did not know that, because the word "pony" derives from the old French poulenet, meaning foal, a young, immature horse.

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

A 18 year old city girl told my friend the other day that he cant actually be from the country cause he has to much worldly knowledge...

 

[Godsgrl]

Dont you hate that? I have owls and falcons, and people annoy me by trying to touch them. NO! MY BIRDY! *hold them closer*

It is completely maddening!!

 

[KristyHall]

Yes. Everytime it sees a citiot, it says, "lunch".

I say lunch