Funny sayings and turn-of-phrase....

[dainerra]

don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya....

 

[bakerjw]

He's the South end of a North bound horse.

 

[mamagardener]

Here's your hat, what's your hurry?

My Granddad always said, Did you ever notice every time your elbow bends your mouth opens? to us when we were kids.

 

[mom'sfolly]

Don't know him from Adam's off ox....meaning he could be anyone...the off ox is the one in an ox pair that you don't walk next to.

Slicker than snot.

Faster than grass through a goose.

She'd go after a bear with a switch.

My dad had tons of these; what I think is interesting is that so many of them have an agricultural background.