I don't want my dog anymore . . .

[Ms.Frizzle]

Thats kinda cute. It's prolly becuase the pillows smell like you, and he wants to be near you. Despite the slobber, smellyness, and allergies. Do post a picture of him tonight!

 

[Akane]

I'm ready to murder our dogs. or my husband who has an issue with trashcans apparently. He dumped some leftover food outside to let the wildlife clean it up a few days ago. Yesterday the dogs were being excessively annoying about wanting to go outside since it finally wasn't raining unlike the past 2 or 3 weeks. We are moving and have taken down the dog yard and they are breeds that can't be trusted off leash so that means every time they want outside I have to go escort them around the property. Yesterday I'm trying to load up furniture in my suv and they would not settle. So I tied them to a tree. The tree happened to be within range of the dumped food. We spent the rest of yesterday and all last night taking dogs out so that liquid poo could leak from their bottoms every couple hours. Tomorrow we have to be up at 4am and neither of us can ever get to sleep before midnight meaning we will now go 48hrs on maybe 6hrs of sleep. The cat helped by scaring the budgies in the middle of the night so we had to spend a half hour leaving the lights on to settle the birds.

Do you know how many bottles of peroxide I have shoved down his throat? Plastic wrap, trash bags, aluminum foil, rat poison, dead rats who've been poisoned, pot plants (the plastic pot), a roll of twine... I can't even remember it all.

It takes 3 cc of hydrogen peroxide to make a shiba inu vomit up stolen sleeping pills, styrofoam peanuts from the bottom of the trash that got some egg on them, plastic silverware, excessive quantities of cardboard, foil, and the always wonderful "what the hell did you just swallow?".​

 

[KlaHaYa Gardens]

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And that's what this "support group" is all about.

 

[KlaHaYa Gardens]

Ms.Frizzle :

Thats kinda cute. It's prolly becuase the pillows smell like you, and he wants to be near you. Despite the slobber, smellyness, and allergies. Do post a picture of him tonight!

You're giving him, and me, wa-a-ay too much credit. He steals the "clean" pillows just back from the laundry mat. If anything, he likes the smell of the "scent free" detergent and doesn't like the smell of me.

It's a war, a real war trying to keep my pillows "poodle-free".​

 

[KlaHaYa Gardens]

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Although no one has shared any poodle meat recipes (probably only good for soup stock), perhaps someone will share recipes for Shiba Inu meat?

 

[geepy]

Poodles are god's form of punishment. Not really sure what we're being punished for, but it must be something real bad.

 

[KlaHaYa Gardens]

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I'm trying to decide if I should kick you from the thread or, if you have a point . . . I think I need further clarification. Are you saying you've eaten poodle meat and gotten sick? Or, is it something else?

 

[ranchhand]

I will see your poodle and raise you by one black Lab.

I'll even do an even trade, right now. He ate one of my Mallards tonight, which was bad enough, but then he urped it all over the living room rug!

and all the other ick smilies!

Yes, I love my dog, but I do "get" the occasional horror of having them as well as the daily PIDB! (Pain In Da Butt)

 

[ranchhand]

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Only the little yappy ones!

 

[geepy]

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I'm trying to decide if I should kick you from the thread or, if you have a point . . . I think I need further clarification. Are you saying you've eaten poodle meat and gotten sick? Or, is it something else?

Please don't kick me. I had a miniature poodle that lived to be 13 and never was fully house broken. I accidentally run over her (really, she was deaf and blind) I loved her but, she was a PITA.
Does poodle taste like chicken?