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Hey Teach didn't you see my post sat? I sent a batch of eggs out in the mail this morning!Hope they don't get caught in that blizzard on the way and freeze!Happy hatching!
We had a misty rainy day here. Now they are saying a chance of flurries next sat!
Went and spent the afternoon with my pigeon buddy. He has raised and flown more rollers than I ever thought about. Its fun listening to the stories. And as usual he sent birds home with me. Always trying to improve my stock!(or at least he thinks so!lol)But you can always learn from the old timers so it was an enjoyable afternoon.

Joe just remember the snow will load that plastic down and brek your pens if you don't keep it brushed off!(been there don that!LOl)
 
Hi everyone, got chores done, moved some stags in with hens to get them separated and maybe some experience! Hey Teach and Wayne, I got some really nice looking game hens Sat. eve. My Naked Necks are laying like crazy, only had them three days and have got 6-7 eggs from the five of them,The roo I got for free, I keep lookin at him and he looks a lot like a Welsummer, have to get some pics and yall can Identify him for me!!! Stay warm and dry yall, Lynn
 
DUUUHHH!!!! Just figured out why I wasn't getting post that I have post on the Okies new forum!!!1 I had to click "subscribe to this topic" at the bottom of the page!!!! Lynn
 
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The 2011 "Why did the chicken cross the road?"


SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because gosh- darn it, he's a maverick!

BARACK OBAMA: Listen to me, the chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! To be clear, the chicken wanted change! Look, the chicken was ready for a change.

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of "cross"?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE, CNN: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish it's lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2010, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2010. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: What....I missed one?
 
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