You know you are country when ------------- you wash your hands prior to going to the bathroom rather than after.
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That is hysterically funny, ConPollos!!!!Lol I was at the dollar store checkout, and my hands were full so I used my teeth to pull open a flap on my purse, suddenly felt something bland and squishy all in my mouth, looked at my purse and saw mousey colored globs of poop on the flap,excused myself, went outside and spat a hundred times, went back in, asked for the bathroom key, washed my mouth out, came back to the bewildered cashier and told her, I'm so sorry, I got something in my mouth. I prayyyyyyed she wouldn't know some critter had pooped on my purse when I'd set it down at home.
And Gross!
Lately I find myself worrying about city people, who don't have our immunities, picking up some terrible disease we've tracked in on our shoes at the local rural gas station minimart.
Lol I was at the dollar store checkout, and my hands were full so I used my teeth to pull open a flap on my purse, suddenly felt something bland and squishy all in my mouth, looked at my purse and saw mousey colored globs of poop on the flap,excused myself, went outside and spat a hundred times, went back in, asked for the bathroom key, washed my mouth out, came back to the bewildered cashier and told her, I'm so sorry, I got something in my mouth. I prayyyyyyed she wouldn't know some critter had pooped on my purse when I'd set it down at home.
I love this thread. My sister-in-law tells us all the time that we're a "bunch of hicks." I'm not ashamed to admit that she's 100% correct. As you can tell from my posts, some of the things we do around here are a little...okay, a LOT...strange!
Wow, ConPollos, I had a belly laugh over your poopy purse story! Just tonight, my toddler discovered a poop-crusted duck egg hiding in a clump of tall grass. Only God knows how long it had been there. Long story short, it broke and he ended up sampling it before I had a chance to stop him...YUCK!!! Miraculously, he's the healthiest person I know. Now all we need to do is team up your chicken poop purse with shortgrass's goose poop pants and my husband's duck poop coat and we'll have one smashing country ensemble!
Wow, ConPollos, I had a belly laugh over your poopy purse story! Just tonight, my toddler discovered a poop-crusted duck egg hiding in a clump of tall grass. Only God knows how long it had been there. Long story short, it broke and he ended up sampling it before I had a chance to stop him...YUCK!!! Miraculously, he's the healthiest person I know. Now all we need to do is team up your chicken poop purse with shortgrass's goose poop pants and my husband's duck poop coat and we'll have one smashing country ensemble!
I believe the more poop and filth consumed the better the immune system, that in my opinion is why there is so many allergies and resistance to antibiotics, we need to give our children more poop and dirt, and I do believe I read where they are transplanting poop into people's stomach to help build immunity, think it was in discovery magazine.