Young Wild Tom Turkey

[dangerouschicken]

I don't know. There are probably a few hot aliens out there.

 

[ninjapoodles]

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Or elves. Or robots.

You just totally outed yourself as an ubergeek. I figured I might as well join you.

 

[dangerouschicken]

Yeah, I was thinking of Cylons at first. They do look like humans now, you know.

 

[FrontPorchIndiana]

You gotta love it when a thread spins wildly out of control.

 

[Harley's girl]

Me too! I personally love when they get into crazy talk like this!

 

[ninjapoodles]

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Well, the BSG reference has put you officially over the top, geek-wise. I suppose you're a Browncoat, as well? I AM! As well as a total Buffy/Angel dorkwad.

 

[horsejody]

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The worst part is how the interspecies romace of my turkey hen and roo ended. Turkey Girl got to be 40+ pounds and and had to sit down often to rest her feet (she was one of those broadbreasted white ones). Poppy Cock (the rooster) was a bit of a pervert. He was always sticking his head up under her. It looked like he was watching her vent. One day I opened the coop door and there sat Turkey Girl on Poppy's head!! He must have stuck his head under there, and she decided she was tired and just sat down. I thought he was dead. I moved the turkey off the rooster and discovered he was just unconscious. I have no idea how long she sat on him. He was never the same. I think he was brain damaged from lack of oxygen. He died about 2 weeks later.

 

[nautical_bouy]

Personally,I'd just eat the turkey.
Here an animal harassing livestock or stealing food, is a pest and can be destroyed.

 

[ninjapoodles]

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I'm sorry for poor Poppy Cock, but I laughed myself a little silly upon reading the above passage. Especially "He was never the same." I am a horrible person. Also, it's been a rough week.

Belinda

 

[Oblio13]

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The worst part is how the interspecies romace of my turkey hen and roo ended. Turkey Girl got to be 40+ pounds and and had to sit down often to rest her feet (she was one of those broadbreasted white ones). Poppy Cock (the rooster) was a bit of a pervert. He was always sticking his head up under her. It looked like he was watching her vent. One day I opened the coop door and there sat Turkey Girl on Poppy's head!! He must have stuck his head under there, and she decided she was tired and just sat down. I thought he was dead. I moved the turkey off the rooster and discovered he was just unconscious. I have no idea how long she sat on him. He was never the same. I think he was brain damaged from lack of oxygen. He died about 2 weeks later.

Do you get kind of aroused when you read that? If you don't, then neither do I. At all.