Absolutely brilliant and very VERY true ! Have experienced the same (apart from roosters - we're in a village and can't see the neighbours ever accepting one lol). Ours love digging out all the pebbles and gravel from around the patio edges and covering the whole patio in walking and slipping hazards...........
Chicken Behavior The Ignorant Gal's Guide To Things No Sane Person Would Tell You About Chickens
- Author madwomn
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Absolutely brilliant and very VERY true ! Have experienced the same (apart from roosters - we're in a village and can't see the neighbours ever accepting one lol). Ours love digging out all the pebbles and gravel from around the patio edges and covering the whole patio in walking and slipping hazards...........
Hilarious, honest, and a fun tale every chicken keeper (new and old) should read 
This was very funny and made my day 
Thank you for sharing! I learned a lot and got a good chuckle from your dog story!
This is hilarious! The sunbathing one was so relatable. My indoor chicken kept flying onto the counter while I was cooking and in a fit of pure irritation I threw her outside. I came back a few minutes later and she was sprawled out in the porch steps. I was so sure she was dead! Now she begs to be let out every morning and taps on the door when she wants back in
Absolutely hilarious! Your sense of humor about your cluckers is epic! If you’ve never considered writing a book or short story, you really should. I am still laughing. And about that poop? Nope, it won’t wash out! ??
Extremely funny and true. Chickens are the hoot to watch.