Most of us have heard of and even experienced the highly infectious virus most commonly known as 'Chicken Math'. Surveys have shown that 73% of new poultry keepers expand their flock within their first year (yep, I just made that up). Severe cases of chicken math can result in chicken obsession and lots of eggs to collect each morning.

Common Symptoms may include:
-Expanding flock

-Branching into other poultry species

-Increased talking of poultry relating subjects

-Spending two hours drooling over the hatchery catalog

-Frequent and strong desire to 'fill up the bator'

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After 'Chicken Math'

PLEASE SEEK IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION IF EXPERIENCING ANY OF THE ABOVE SYMPTOMS.

Meathods to (try to) prevent it:
-Buy a small coop- this makes it harder to expand

-Only get incubators with a small egg capacity (ideally no more than 10 hen eggs)

-DONT SUBSCRIBE HATCHERIES NEWSLETTERS- these are bursting full of picture of cute fluffy chicks and great offers.

-Try to avoid reading breed reviews- this only makes you want them more!

*PLEASE NOTE: increasing cases of 'Chicken Math' have been found in keepers of other poultry including Ducks, Geese, Turkeys and Quail.*