Ever been wandering through the store and you just see something that almost seems photoshopped because of how unreal it looks? Same. And today whilst attempting to get my weekly groceries in peace I stumbled upon that exact phenomenon...... insane right?! Out of all the foods to make a crazy combo out of, I come across packages upon packages of, "Limited Edition Campfire Smores Cup Noodles." Generally when It comes to such unusual and nearly always revolting foods, I have my laugh and walk away. But being what some may call a ramen connoisseur of sorts, I had to buy it. One of the questions running through your head at the moment may be something along the lines of; "well get to the good part already." In answer to that very question, without further adew, here is my review.
Packaging.
First off, if the packaging for this didn't immediately catch my eye as I was strolling past the ramen section I wouldn't be writing this article in the first place. That being said, it's still recognizable enough to know for a fact its Cup Noodles without a second glance. Given those factors I rate the packaging a 9/10
Contents.
Even after purchasing this and bringing it home and staring at it for what may have seemed to the casual onlooker, a few too many seconds, i was still in a state of disbelief. Here I am wondering If this is a late shipment that was supposed to be stocked on April first, when I break out of my stupor and tear it open. To my amazement, it looks like a pack of Swiss Miss was poured onto cup noodles. For that reason I rate the contents a solid 8/10, would've gotten a better rating if it wasn't for how small the marshmallows were
Microwaveability. (If this isn't a word in the dictionary it needs to be)
This one's pretty simple. To microwave? Or not to microwave? Turns out it's a "not to microwave" it boiled over around half way through and I had to add more water to get them to cook.
2/10. The "broth" also looked like a poor excuse of hot chocolate and reminded me more of watered down Mccormick brown gravy.
Taste.
The part we've all been waiting for amiright? After smelling a very confusing and not very appetizing smell throughout the duration of time it took to microwave and cool down the noodles enough to where they were edible, it was the moment of truth. I raised them slimy noodles to my mouth and slurped them up.
Milliseconds later as my brain reacted to the horror I had just ingested, questioning my life choices, I was overcome with a desire to projectile vomit across the table so strong, I almost gave into the desire. With herculean effort I managed to swallow a single bite. In one sweeping motion I picked up the container of abominable noodles and hurled them with all my might into the trash can. Immediately following this I rushed to the sink and nearly drowned myself in order to rid the taste from my palette.
-150/10
Please don't ever buy this stuff. It only cost a 1.18$, but as someone who has suffered from the aftermath of consuming this detestable substance, I can't assure you that I would rather be 1 day away from starving to death than eat another bite again.
Packaging.
First off, if the packaging for this didn't immediately catch my eye as I was strolling past the ramen section I wouldn't be writing this article in the first place. That being said, it's still recognizable enough to know for a fact its Cup Noodles without a second glance. Given those factors I rate the packaging a 9/10
Contents.
Even after purchasing this and bringing it home and staring at it for what may have seemed to the casual onlooker, a few too many seconds, i was still in a state of disbelief. Here I am wondering If this is a late shipment that was supposed to be stocked on April first, when I break out of my stupor and tear it open. To my amazement, it looks like a pack of Swiss Miss was poured onto cup noodles. For that reason I rate the contents a solid 8/10, would've gotten a better rating if it wasn't for how small the marshmallows were
Microwaveability. (If this isn't a word in the dictionary it needs to be)
This one's pretty simple. To microwave? Or not to microwave? Turns out it's a "not to microwave" it boiled over around half way through and I had to add more water to get them to cook.
2/10. The "broth" also looked like a poor excuse of hot chocolate and reminded me more of watered down Mccormick brown gravy.
Taste.
The part we've all been waiting for amiright? After smelling a very confusing and not very appetizing smell throughout the duration of time it took to microwave and cool down the noodles enough to where they were edible, it was the moment of truth. I raised them slimy noodles to my mouth and slurped them up.
Milliseconds later as my brain reacted to the horror I had just ingested, questioning my life choices, I was overcome with a desire to projectile vomit across the table so strong, I almost gave into the desire. With herculean effort I managed to swallow a single bite. In one sweeping motion I picked up the container of abominable noodles and hurled them with all my might into the trash can. Immediately following this I rushed to the sink and nearly drowned myself in order to rid the taste from my palette.
-150/10
Please don't ever buy this stuff. It only cost a 1.18$, but as someone who has suffered from the aftermath of consuming this detestable substance, I can't assure you that I would rather be 1 day away from starving to death than eat another bite again.
