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    The Moonshiner and friend's stories, legends and tall tales.

    Moonshiner Where you at? I'm bored get on here and say something funny!
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    The Moonshiner and friend's stories, legends and tall tales.

    You know how I feel about buying and selling flesh. Don't make me cloud up and rain all over you Just had to bring up the "C" word didn't ya? Hate those damn things. Scarier then when your cousin misses her period. I saw a story on some desert yotes on the tellybox the other day. SOBs are...
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    The Moonshiner and friend's stories, legends and tall tales.

    Shiner You out hand fishin the corn fields again? How bout when you, me and Stubbs were down hand fishing at the devil's elbow. Remember that? We're down there just enjoying the day shoving our hands/wings under rocks waiting for a biggin catfish to latch on when we hear a truck barreling down...
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    The Moonshiner and friend's stories, legends and tall tales.

    I'm stunned, I'm honored. I'm dancing a jig . I just want to thank YOU, BYC, my fans, my family, Gonzalo Quádre, Charles Cretors, Louis Ruckheim, the Redenbacher family, my agent, publisher, manager, my feather and make up crew. All the idiots in my youth that believed a youngin should be...
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    The Moonshiner and friend's stories, legends and tall tales.

    Wanted to stop over here and see what's goin on. Me and moonshiners go way back. Way back like his truck seat when his fat cousins Bob and Neil borrows his truck. I know he's got some better stories to tell. Shiner, how bout that time when we were over to catfishs fish fry and you walked into...
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    Popcorn, just another hillbilly rooster

    You know when you're a youngin cockerel you gotsa do something to be of value or you'll go under the ax fur sure. Comedy was my answer. I never got funny but you know that old saying " if at first you don't succeed keep try in cause if you suck at being funny not much hope you'll succeed at...
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    Popcorn, just another hillbilly rooster

    Happier then a hog in $**t. That's funny. Coming from someone who's family had a recurring role on Springer.
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    Popcorn, just another hillbilly rooster

    Moonshiner Your grandma always was a smart woman. How you been? Its been a coons age.
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    Eclipse preparation for chickens

    I used to work down in Branson. I'as one of those chickens y'll play tic tac toe against. Got hypnotized at magic show once. Embarrassing it was, he made me act like a human.
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    Popcorn, just another hillbilly rooster

    You humans will eat anything. You'll know what all these country folk here parts will eat. I've seen 'em pick up roadkill to eat and them city humans are just as bad. Sushi? Really?, round here it's called "bait". And used to catch food not be food. I'm old, tough and greasy as a shade tree...
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    Popcorn, just another hillbilly rooster

    Thank you all for the warm welcome. And thanks for the video. Hopefully it'll help. I was feeling as lost as last years Easter eggs.
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    Popcorn, just another hillbilly rooster

    Hey you all my name's Kernel Popcorn but everyone calls me Popcorn. Picked the name up cause I guess I lived off popcorn in my chick days and the name stuck like a tick on a fat dog. I've been keeping front yard humans all my life. I think I know quite a bit about them but at times I still feel...
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