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  1. mississippifarmboy

    I met my best friend on BYC. Anyone else?

    I’ll admit the brownies helped. and the stuffed bell peppers. and the mushroom chicken. And the homemade bread. but the rocking chair was a lie. Remember? You sold all 15 of my rocking chairs. Because “your grandma had one just like it!”
  2. mississippifarmboy

    *sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

    The Queen gets “green” with envy if anyone guesses her favorite color.
  3. mississippifarmboy

    The opposite of “Afraid of the dark”

    I remember when I was a kid and I woke with the night terrors and needed to clear my head and think I’d slip out the bedroom window and make my way by the light of the moon and stars over the mountain and down to a high glen on the south side. Only a half mile or so from the house but it was...
  4. mississippifarmboy

    I met my best friend on BYC. Anyone else?

    A long long time ago... No, not American Pie, but anyway... I joined a chicken forum. I got pretty active then it went poof! And disappeared. Then it was restarted. And being me, I got active again under a new name (because I couldn’t remember what I was registered under before). So I’ve been...
  5. mississippifarmboy

    *sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

    I shouldn’t give hints. But these quizzes are much easier if you are a Monty Pyton fan. just sayin
  6. mississippifarmboy

    *sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

    I’d add “how much does a wish weigh?” And maybe “how many teeth does a hen have on Thursdays in December?”
  7. mississippifarmboy

    *sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

    I like this one. “Gives a free pass to the kingdom hedge maze”
  8. mississippifarmboy

    Poultry Lice Shame!! UK Product Help!

    I’m just a farmer, no expert. But a 50 to 1 mix of water/permethrin should be safe for direct use. I have used it on everything from Pygmy mice to ostrich.
  9. mississippifarmboy

    Sir Spook's first date

    You should try living with her. you think she’s bad here? sigh
  10. mississippifarmboy

    *sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

    Y’all are killing me :-( Imma going back to the dungeon and scrape some more of the floor for supper
  11. mississippifarmboy

    *sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

    We have a problem here in the kingdom. The royal gardener (that’s me) made some delicious cornflake cookies. And the queen, who won’t even try them, said they are nasty. I need to see what the other denizens think.
  12. mississippifarmboy

    *sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

    Welcome back Spook. I’ve missed you. But I’m not sharing all my brownies.
  13. mississippifarmboy

    New member Washington State

    Hello! Welcome to BYC! That's a tough one. on one hand, I too would worry about the safety and health of the birds there. but personally, I would not risk bringing them back and risking the health of my flocks.
  14. mississippifarmboy

    Select for colour or shape first?

    As Bob drummed into my head so often .... build the house. Then paint it.
  15. mississippifarmboy

    *sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

    If SirSpook gets promoted and Tani gets to be an elder I want my promotion too darn it. how about kingdom gardener? And the broody magician should get promoted to wizard. We can’t promote Blue. She’s the only one that knows how to take care of the moat monsters. and Alaskan? I dunno. What’s...
  16. mississippifarmboy

    *sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

    I’m still trying to figure out how Spook got promoted! Brownies would lure him in, jelly beans would set the trap and donuts would slow him down but what bait did he use on our Queen? He’s always one step ahead of us Sour. I bet that knighthood comes with brownies or something
  17. mississippifarmboy

    *sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

    While I’ve yet to hear a decent excuse for her bucket falling off and getting caught with a sparkle.... I vote yea because I darn sure don’t want the job
  18. mississippifarmboy

    *sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

    Since Sir Bird got eaten.... er I mean slipped and fell in the moat.... shouldn’t the kingdom have a new knight? You know? To do that thing they do? The knightly things?
  19. mississippifarmboy

    *sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

    IF and I say IF speckled hen said that? Which I’ll never believe I love that lady. And I’m so sorry to hear she’s going senile. Because “Em” and “paragon of virtue “ are never used in the same sentence
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