I’ll admit the brownies helped.
and the stuffed bell peppers.
and the mushroom chicken.
And the homemade bread.
but the rocking chair was a lie. Remember? You sold all 15 of my rocking chairs. Because “your grandma had one just like it!”
I remember when I was a kid and I woke with the night terrors and needed to clear my head and think I’d slip out the bedroom window and make my way by the light of the moon and stars over the mountain and down to a high glen on the south side. Only a half mile or so from the house but it was...
A long long time ago...
No, not American Pie, but anyway... I joined a chicken forum. I got pretty active then it went poof! And disappeared. Then it was restarted. And being me, I got active again under a new name (because I couldn’t remember what I was registered under before). So I’ve been...
I’m just a farmer, no expert. But a 50 to 1 mix of water/permethrin should be safe for direct use. I have used it on everything from Pygmy mice to ostrich.
We have a problem here in the kingdom. The royal gardener (that’s me) made some delicious cornflake cookies.
And the queen, who won’t even try them, said they are nasty.
I need to see what the other denizens think.
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That's a tough one.
on one hand, I too would worry about the safety and health of the birds there. but personally, I would not risk bringing them back and risking the health of my flocks.
If SirSpook gets promoted and Tani gets to be an elder I want my promotion too darn it.
how about kingdom gardener?
And the broody magician should get promoted to wizard.
We can’t promote Blue. She’s the only one that knows how to take care of the moat monsters.
and Alaskan? I dunno. What’s...
I’m still trying to figure out how Spook got promoted!
Brownies would lure him in, jelly beans would set the trap and donuts would slow him down but what bait did he use on our Queen?
He’s always one step ahead of us Sour. I bet that knighthood comes with brownies or something
While I’ve yet to hear a decent excuse for her bucket falling off and getting caught with a sparkle....
I vote yea
because I darn sure don’t want the job
Since Sir Bird got eaten.... er I mean slipped and fell in the moat....
shouldn’t the kingdom have a new knight?
You know? To do that thing they do? The knightly things?
IF
and I say IF speckled hen said that?
Which I’ll never believe
I love that lady. And I’m so sorry to hear she’s going senile.
Because “Em” and “paragon of virtue “ are never used in the same sentence