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  1. TheBlueShepard

    My chicken's teeth fell out. Send help.

    My chicken's teeth fell out. Send help.
  2. TheBlueShepard

    Any tips on dealing with minks?

    A Duke size 110 trap and any bucket or other similar object you can suspend it in without too much space edgewise.
  3. TheBlueShepard

    Any tips on dealing with minks?

    A baby monitor on your birds at night (secured every night), a good 22lr rifle (or discreet equivalent such as a powerful airgun), and some conibear bucket sets should keep you afloat. Not to mention you may be able to turn some of the pelts for profit.
  4. TheBlueShepard

    Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law

    I am familiar with the works of Mr. Swift. Thank you for your well crafted, civil, and scholarly response.
  5. TheBlueShepard

    Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law

    Unfortunately, yes, but from the position of the code enforcement officer. I have never experienced this as the chicken owner.
  6. TheBlueShepard

    Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law

    ........... Satire.
  7. TheBlueShepard

    Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law

    Not so fast: The OP apparently doesn't have enough land for one chicken. No warrant is needed for that for code enforcement. You do not know what you are talking about.
  8. TheBlueShepard

    Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law

    If that were true, everyone would have privacy fences and animals in town and the town couldn't do a thing about it, rendering the codes void. But it is not true. I have worked in municipal code enforcement. There may be some preliminary expectation to knock and talk, but if there is still...
  9. TheBlueShepard

    Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law

    Satire.
  10. TheBlueShepard

    Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law

    The sound of clucking constitutes probable cause for code enforcement to come onto the property.
  11. TheBlueShepard

    Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law

    Satire.
  12. TheBlueShepard

    Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law

    Actually though... all of those are gray areas, at least where I'm from. There is no magistrate in his right mind who would issue a warrant for arrest because some crabby lady came in and said "MY NEIGHBOR FED MY CAT BACON GREASE!!!" Fertilizing someones grass technically is not vandalism here...
  13. TheBlueShepard

    Let's Talk Nice About Our Roosters!

    I'm just kidding. I had a black australorp rooster who was very chill and very affectionate toward the hens. I only ever saw him become aggressive toward a cat. He was two years old and would still eat out of my hand, and if I got my hands on him I could hold him on his back and let my 1 year...
  14. TheBlueShepard

    Let's Talk Nice About Our Roosters!

    If you don't want to see that side of him, castrate him.
  15. TheBlueShepard

    Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law

    Satire.
  16. TheBlueShepard

    Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law

    Then find a paralegal friend who will send her a letter threatening lawsuit for emotional suffering and gaim lost from the eggs your chickens would have produced over the course of their lifetime if she had not deprived you of them, and the cost of wasted housing.
  17. TheBlueShepard

    Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law

    Stash your chickens with a helpful neighbor and their coop, pass the inspection, then bring your chickens back. Then check the ordinances for as many violations as you can find on your problem neighbor, send her a letter by certified mail entailing each and every one of those violations with...
  18. TheBlueShepard

    Depredation

    Thanks! Took it myself, I did.
  19. TheBlueShepard

    Depredation

    Ditto
  20. TheBlueShepard

    Depredation

    I mean... Discretion and safety AR all that matter, right? That and evidence...
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