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Don't let Beaker fool you- he was only telling part of the story. He was NOT duck-napped. He sent pictures with a text message to my phone. The message said " Hey cute baby bantam human chickie-we miss you! Don't tell Miss Bizzy but we runned away and we're joining the circus" They got...

Since Beaker got to play cowboy, Billy decided he was going to play Indian GiddyUp Horsey BILLY What are you doing????? I'm playing in-jin. You mean- Indian? But, how.. How to you too, Ms Donna!! I didn't know you spoke In-jin! Billy, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO BEAKER...

"Beaker where did that orange come from? " "The supermarket?" "Beaker I didn't buy oranges!" " It was Billy's fault! But Mr Scott did it! See, Billy went into the orange tree, and I had to go save him. But then Mr Scott had to save ME. Then someone picked an orange and said we...

Ms Donna says: "Today I went for my walk and decided to take the boys with me (Mistake #1). They were a little ahead of me, and when I came over the top of a hill, I heard a very faint voice saying " Hekkoooooo, can anybody heeeeeeear me? Rescue me pleeeeeeease". I stopped and looked around...

I received a text message from Ms Donna today. She said.. "WHAT WAS I THINKING" I guess maybe she needs more sippy..

Ahhh, it's SOOOO nice and quiet here!!

Ms Donna almost forgot, But Beaker didn't-- "Where's the ICE CREAM we were promised? We finished the tree!" And this is what Ms Donna heard... Ms Donna-- Where do Blue bunnies come from? Miss Donna how do blue bunnies make ice cream without fingers? Ms Donna are they real chocolate chips or...

Yesterday, Beaker and Billy helped miss Donna put Christmas lights on the Charlie brown Christmas palm tree Beaker claims to not know how Billy got himself all wrapped up in lights, tied to the tree. I have a feeling he had a little hand- err, wing in it.

After visiting the number 1 human son, we went to the fun house- I mean the looney bin- I mean Ms Donnas house. Beaker said " Now THAT'S a Christmas tree! Billy climbed it: Then they saw Mr Scott's new toy: Then Beaker saw the sugar While he was running around on his super sugar high...

After visiting the grandad, we went to visit the number 1 human son. Beaker and Billy were not impressed with the Christmas tree- Billy climbed to the top. Beaker tried to climb to the top, but, well, all those cookies he ate at the grandads- the tree toppled over, a little too close to the...

Beaker was a little upset because we didn't decorate or put up lights or get a tree this year. He thought we were big ole scrooges, but we had a surprise for him We we to visit the grandad Christmas Eve. Beaker and Billy ate so much good food, they ended up falling asleep in the car, and we...

BEAKER-- go to your room!

Beaker- STOP Interrupting! I went to let the dog out, and in the distance, I saw it: Then I heard shouting, and hissing, and watched the fire sputter out. Heard some rustling through the weeds then saw a yellow and white blur run past me and into the house. He was SUPPOSED to be grounded...

ANYWAYS... I thought I had talked them into playing a nice game of Go Fish.

Then I noticed them playing poker. The stakes were high. Beaker thought he had a winning hand with his full house: Billy looked smug: He had a straight flush. Definately a winning hand!

He did it again! I thought they were still playing cards. They played a nice game of Indian. Then a not so nice game of war:

LOL.. that's what he said. Don't worry- him being grounded just means he isn't allowed out of the yard. He had to know exactly where the yard ends, so he and Billy played "surveyor" today and marked the property line with orange spray paint. So now my yard has a squiggley crroked line drawn all...

"Miss Dizzy" has grounded the silly duck. I am so glad I wasn't home yet when the police came looking for the culprits who put out the neighbors weekly bonfire. I have warned both Beaker and Billy how people just LOVE roasted chicken and duck.

HE keeps saying " Red bull gives you WIIIIIIIIIINGS" While flapping his little stubby wings. But dont worry- we have no high furniture, and I have bolted the doors.

She doesnt want to flatter him-- she wants to flatten him LOL Beaker quacked for her when she jostled him. She sat for a good 30 seconds trying to decide whether to cry or laugh. We need damage control... Right now Billy is chasing Beaker all over the house. The cat is chasing Billy, and...