Whoa! That last temp reading is deserving of a flaming face emoji, which is not an optional reaction.
Interested to see the internal status of your reenactment victims when their merciless outdoor inferno cook time is complete!
Watching from the distant land of Michigan to see what happens in Mesa, AZ!
Also enjoying your writing style, and moderate wisdom in stating that your wife is "somewhat trustworthy" when it comes to knowing what's up 🤣