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  1. nok13

    Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

    when you tell your husband to put a pic of your favorite yearling stag cock in his smartphone as your pic instead of the horrible pic of yourself with the graying hair. god what his co workers must think about the two of us... chickens in the living room, a chicken as an avatar in a phone, pics...
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    Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

    when you borrow your manager's personal kibbutz car cause all the general kibbutz cars are signed up already,to run to the closest moshav(village) that carries basic chicken feed, go there wearing your office hotel uniform including high heels, and return with the 50 kilos of feed and two baby...
  3. nok13

    Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

    i had up til last week 22 baby thai chicks in two bedrooms (my eldest daugher's tiny tiny off the salon sort of bedroom and my son's bedroom (which is also our sewing/closet storage and extra mattress room). ... when your coworkers in the hotel automatically put all the leftover salad greens...
  4. nok13

    Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

    I love the last one!! I got one night of chicken themed hanukkah presents, and I dressed up as a chickens for my temple's purim carnival yesterday u stole my idea;; i have pics in the gallery of me and hubby dressed as: me a laying hen (with easter eggs i must confess although no israelis...
  5. nok13

    Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

    when u announce to everyone at work that u fianally weaned the chicks from heating and have moved them down stairs outside to a greenhouse, and now husband comes home from night shift and goes to talk with his chicks first..
  6. nok13

    Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

    when u borrow a blowdryer from the hotel and explain to your boss that it is for drying a chicken after its bath..
  7. nok13

    Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

    when u let people who call u hear the cheep cheep of the 22 babies that are still lving in your living room and spare bedroom when u r in the bathroom and u hear a danger cheep and u automatically shout to your husband to check and see what the dogs are doing to the chickens when u come to work...
  8. nok13

    Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

    when every example you give in a management meeting has the word chicken egg or feed cost management as an example like: i just bought 50 kilo of layer feed and the cost of the diesel makes keeping my chickens expensive just like our food costs in the hotel this past month....; or for explaining...
  9. nok13

    Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

    when u go out in the rain in your high heels and hotel uniform to feed the hens and collect eggs on your way to work, and then walk in to work and go to wash your hands before you clock in while u explain to your coworkers the reason. when the second thing u do when u get home from work...
  10. nok13

    Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

    The egg and i....... amazing. my father had given me that book when i was young, a first edition... my father being a bit eccentric he also knew i had eccentric tastes in books and things (not had, but am still most likely).... i read that book so many times, and laughed so hard ... i hadnt...
  11. nok13

    Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

    we are already wondering what to do once we have no more chicks in the salon to watch and its back to watching old movies or dubbed in thai on the internet (a fate worse then death i tell u)...
  12. nok13

    Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

    when, instead of showing pics of grandkids on your cell phone (my kids uninclined at this stage in life), u have pics of your dogs watching your chicks eating scratch on your carpet in the salon...
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