Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

You know you're addicted to chickens when you're sneezing blood and eating allergy pills, but refuse to give up the flock for the ability to smell, or taste.
 
when you tell your husband to put a pic of your favorite yearling stag cock in his smartphone as your pic instead of the horrible pic of yourself with the graying hair. god what his co workers must think about the two of us... chickens in the living room, a chicken as an avatar in a phone, pics of the chickens in both our phones along with the dogs, and no pics of kids or parents...
 
when you tell your husband to put a pic of your favorite yearling stag cock in his smartphone as your pic instead of the horrible pic of yourself with the graying hair. god what his co workers must think about the two of us... chickens in the living room, a chicken as an avatar in a phone, pics of the chickens in both our phones along with the dogs, and no pics of kids or parents...
Haha XD
 
when you tell your husband to put a pic of your favorite yearling stag cock in his smartphone as your pic instead of the horrible pic of yourself with the graying hair. god what his co workers must think about the two of us... chickens in the living room, a chicken as an avatar in a phone, pics of the chickens in both our phones along with the dogs, and no pics of kids or parents...
X2 lol same here to everything above :)
 

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