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I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT BECAUSE THE CHICAGO CUBS ARE ACTUALLY WINNING GAMES NOW.

That is Awesome!

BUT THEY HAVE COOKIES THERE!

Guess what, I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,

Why did the Italians build a glass-bottomed boat? So they could see their navy

*in retard voice* Why what?

How about a pizza joke? Nah, it is cheesy. Construction joke? Still working on it. A wheelchair joke! No, those are lame.

The brick fell on her head!

All the crocodiles were at the party. Here is the end! A blonde crosses the swamp immediately after the man, yet she dies. Why?

A man crosses a swamp, which, unbeknownst to him is infested with crocs. No one ever crossed and lived. He manages to survive however. How?

The Hippo because he is in the refrigerator.

Yep. The lion has a party and everyone is invited. Who does not attend?

What are the four steps to put a Hippopotamus is a fridge?

Open the door. Put in. Close the door.

Yes. to see if you are SMRT like I is. Now, what are the three steps to put a zebra in a refrigerator?