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Okay, but be sure to bring your shovel. The mere sight of The Look while you hold The Shovel will add great weight to The Lecture. Talk about scaring kids straight!
i'll grab the coal shovel AND the edging tool. that'll put the fear of God into anyone.
Yikes. Scarin' me!
Told...
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The request was made, but not in relation to the counting
I think it's more the fact that Mr Army Sergeant unconsciously responded to the Mom Voice Counting.
wait, who you talkin about?
I go sell some featherfeet to a nice lady from BYC and come back to find this?
You're not a...
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And I could give them 'the lecture'. My kids said they'd rather be spanked
that's it. get in the car, we're going over! we'll tag team 'em!
Okay, but be sure to bring your shovel. The mere sight of The Look while you hold The Shovel will add great weight to The Lecture. Talk...
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Maybe he's disgruntled because you didn't swat his bum.
The request was made, but not in relation to the counting
I think it's more the fact that Mr Army Sergeant unconsciously responded to the Mom Voice Counting.
Make them each write you an essay on why private property should be respected.
For the older ones, an essay on when life begins during incubation.
Essays to be done before they can do the bonfire....
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My ex was the same way. And accused me of child abuse because I'd count to 3 and swat a bum if they weren't moving by the time I said "Three!"
Then they because teenagers and he couldn't control them. But they still move when I start counting. No swats for YEARS, but there were always...
I reread the post. If they've done it 3 times now, then I'd definitely make them pay for eggs even if they are your own.
Or take away TV & internet privileges at your house for an extended peroid of time.
My kids each have their own log-on for this reason, and if caught letting the other one...