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Quote: It's a pun. pasteurized = "Past your eyes" I've found the second person in the world who truly understands me.

Quote: Yeah, and turtles. Make sure you specify chicken eggs next time you go to Denny's after bar closing, honey. :confused: I guess it isn't funny if I have to explain it. I was suggesting that anyone who had to ask if eggs came from chickens could be duped into believing that...

At my cousins bachelorette party, one of her "downtown" Chicago girlfriends asked..."Eggs come from chickens right Yeah, and turtles. Make sure you specify chicken eggs next time you go to Denny's after bar closing, honey.

If you need to use uncooked eggs in a recipe, and you're concerned about food contaminents, I suppose there could be a market for pasteurized eggs. I think I'll try to market galvanized eggs, guaranteed not to rust!

Quote: No, I'm only up to my neck in them. If they get past my eyes, I'll give you a few dozen more to take home.

Quote: Do you like green eggs and ham? I do not like them, SamIam!

Sigh... Why argue when they KNOW what they're talking about? Better question ... why do they argue, when they don't?

Quote: There's an egg tree out behind the supermarket, tended by elves.

Quote: No, rubber chickens, they lay rubber eggs. Want some?

Someone once suggested that we might have a "gay rooster" because our first batch of pullets had not started to lay months after they'd hatched.